Whooops :o

hello, earthlings.

i come in peace. *shows retarded hand thing"

i'm blogging at 0.10 a.m

AWESOME! :DDD

went giant yesterday (like about 3 hours ago ;D)

and was at the cashier part of giant

and then i saw condoms.

they got extra thin, extra ya da ya da.

and then i thought to myself.


ahhhh, i remember the first time i saw condoms.


i was at carrefour. i was aged 11? 12? around there laa. was out with my parents and cousin, Iaina.

my parents allowed me and Iaina to chooose a sweet each.

so i took sugus

iaina took .. i forgot what . but it was a bigger packet

so i was like unsatisfied cause sugus is like smaller than whatever she took.

so i went around looking.

den i saw.

TUTTI-FRUTTI. :DDDD

i was like "its a big packet!" :D

so i took it , drop it in the trolley.

the man at the side was like 0.0

haha.


i selamba only. xP

den my mum took it out and she was like 0.0

mum : "what's this doing here?"

she was actually talking to my dad.

me :"i want this laaaa." see, i young already so whiny. tsk tsk.

mum: "what? no."

me: "ahhhhh, whyyyy?"

mum: "its not for you one la"

me: "ahhhhhhhh."

den my mum show me the back of the box.

me: "what?"

facial expresion : o.o?

i am slow. D:

iaina looked at it and she was like 0.0 den she laughed.

so yeahhhh, i was a stupid kid. D:

how could she realised it earlier than i did? she's younger than me ! ><


later in my room, she told me it was called condoms.

see, she teach me naughty stuff :P

years later, i went to 7eleven i saw the same packaging,

den someone (i forgot who) told me what it really was

i was like *smackhead* shitt, that's the thing i wanted to buy last time ! :O


i knew about condoms only like what , i think 13?

i mean i knew how it was used when im about 13.

Iaina told me it was condom so you could say i had knew the name :DDD

omg, don't laugh at my stupidity D:


BTW, the story might be alil' twisted cause i can't really really remember the whole incident,

but that's the closest thing la.

i think i forgot some stuff my mum said too.

hmmmmm. o.o what to do?

i drank soyabean , but my memory never seem to get better DD:


it's 0.30

im tired.

but im not done?

byeeeeee :DDD